Shucks!

Welcome to the most over-engineered oyster tracker in the world!


Instruckshuns!

You made it here, and that's a good start. Maybe you even logged in already, and that's even better. If not, you can do that at the bottom--but wait! There's more to know!

I am not going to pay anyone any money to get this app in any app store. So it's just a mobile website. But you can still add it to your home screen and pretend it's an app (and that's basically the same thing).

Pro-tip!

Do the following from your personal Ratings page (accessed via the at the bottom).

If you're on an iPhone like me, the following instructions may prove useful. If you're on Android, maybe this will help. You do you.

Anyway, back to iOS: hit the Share icon at the bottom of your screen:

From there, hit Add to Home Screen. That's it!

As for actually using the app, I believe everything should be self-evident. But you can just ask me if it isn't. And if you don't know me personally, I have no idea how you got here, but shoot me an email with any questions.


FAQ!

Why does this exist?

Mainly because working with spreadsheet apps on mobile devices is painful.

That doesn't explain the oysters.

Oh. Because Sunny and I could never remember which oysters we liked, so I started to track them for us. Also, that wasn't a question.

Don't criticize me. You wrote this yourself.

Shut up.

If you're gonna be rude, I'm out.

See ya, loser.